Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/customer/www/standuptalk.com/public_html/wp-content/themes/gonzo/single.php on line 52

Published on March 3rd, 2013 | by StandUpTalk


Five Reasons Why Comics Are Undateable

They Stay Out Late
How about a nice romantic date tonight honey? Sorry gotta make face time at the comedy club til 2am, see ya when I wake up tomorrow at noon.

They Don’t Take Care Of Themselves
The vast majority of comedians do not exercise, eat a lot of bar food, and intoxicate themselves with drugs and alcohol.

They Travel
Can we go away this weekend sweetheart? Sure I have a gig in Omaha you could come with!

They Have An Ego
“It’s hard to laugh at your small dick jokes when they are all true” – Nick Leidl

They Are Poor
When can we get a house? I have to think about how we are gonna pay for dinner first.


Special Thanks to Comedian Nick Leidl for the article idea.

About the Author

Avatar photo

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Back to Top ↑