They Stay Out Late
How about a nice romantic date tonight honey? Sorry gotta make face time at the comedy club til 2am, see ya when I wake up tomorrow at noon.

They Don’t Take Care Of Themselves
The vast majority of comedians do not exercise, eat a lot of bar food, and intoxicate themselves with drugs and alcohol.

They Travel
Can we go away this weekend sweetheart? Sure I have a gig in Omaha you could come with!

They Have An Ego
“It’s hard to laugh at your small dick jokes when they are all true” – Nick Leidl

They Are Poor
When can we get a house? I have to think about how we are gonna pay for dinner first.


Special Thanks to Comedian Nick Leidl for the article idea.

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