• On Monday,  Indiana University released a study that suggest that the more heterosexual/straight men watch porn the more accepting they become of same sex marriage. Meaning, the more exposure one has to sexual fantasies and imagery the more supportive they are of marriage equality.  I am completely behind this study however after preforming the math; this would apparently make me the Malcolm X of gay rights.
  • On Tuesday the L.A. County DA moved to violate Chris Brown’s probation claiming he falsified his community service records. However his lawyer, Mark Geragos, argues that this is clearly a HUGE step in the right direction for Chris- because now he is only trying to beat the system.
  • The White House released a photo of President Barack Obama skeet shooting at Camp David. Immediately the NRA, a very powerful group within the United States who has been known to ruin political careers, released a statement saying, “Whoa, slow down Mr. President, we are not talking about black people owing guns.”  
  • The postal service announced that they will stop delivering mail on Saturday. This immediately put retirement homes into a frenzy across the county as the elderly realized they now won’t be receiving their coupons to save thirteen cents on creamed spinach until Mondays.
  • One of South Africa’s top skateboarders is facing arrest over a video posted on YouTube of him skating down a Cape Town street at 68 mph to set off a speed camera, Cape Town city officials said on Thursday. This is highly illegal in South Africa because everything is required to move at the pace of their equal rights.  
  • On Friday Instagram announced its first ever photo contest. The only requirements to enter are that you make a complete embarrassment of yourself and those around you while trying to capture a wide angle photo of your reflection in the mirror.  
  • LAPD Chief Charlie Beck announced Saturday his department will provide a new truck to two women injured by officers in pursuit of fugitive ex-cop Christopher Jordan Dorner. Margie Carranza, 47, and her mother, Emma Hernandez, 71, were delivering newspapers in Torrance early Thursday when, without notice, LAPD officers riddled their blue Toyota Tacoma with bullets. Officers had mistakenly thought the truck they were driving belonged to Dorner.  Their new truck will be fully loaded with immigration papers, four passports, two bullet proof vests and the business card of the I.N.S. caseworker who will be in charge of the deportation process if they choose to sue the LAPD.
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is a writer, comedian and actor in LA. Brian has appeared on the shows “Antique Roadshow” and '”Deadliest Catch - Lake Michigan Edition”.

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