Author: Brian Moreno

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is a writer, comedian and actor in LA. Brian has appeared on the shows “Antique Roadshow” and '”Deadliest Catch - Lake Michigan Edition”.

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Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris Jackson, left a suicide note, took a bunch of Motrin, cut her arm with a meat cleaver then called a suicide hotline who called 911. Or as the Jackson family calls it…Wednesdays . Actress Angelina Jolie announced that she underwent a double mastectomy; meaning both of her breasts got removed along with any chance of me thinking about her during sex ever again. Porn Star Mr. Marcus, whose real name is Jesse Spencer, pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor charge of knowingly exposing two people (co-stars) to syphilis, a communicable disease. In addition to 30 days…

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God Bless to all those in Boston but it takes more than two Yakov Smirnoff liking terrorist to stop a city where you are taught to say “Fuck Off” before you are taught to dress properly. Early on Friday Reese Witherspoon pulled out the always powerful, “Don’t you know who I am?” card while her latest husband was getting arrested for a DUI in Atlanta, she also told the officer who ended up busting her, “You’re about to find out who I am.” Coincidently those are the exact threats that caused Ryan Phillippe and Jake Gyllenhaal to say, “This isn’t…

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Just like every other profession, the career of being a comedian involves so much more than talent. Comedy requires persistence, timing and sacrifice but there is also another dynamic that a lot of people never understand.  A great deal of your life is determined by what you say yes and no to. Tone has the standard stare and judgment of every pro comedian but what make his opinions wildly different, and unlike most comedians, he is understated. Some call that charisma, some call it an aspect of being cool, but when you ask him you find out it is years…

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Jenna Jameson, the XXX star, was arrested for battery Saturday night right before her birthday celebration was scheduled to start.  The alleged victim put Jameson under citizen’s arrest and then flagged down a police officer. Oddly enough this is exactly how I remember all police officer pornos beginning. Update -Jenna Jameson will not be charged with battery, Orange County District Attorney’s Office cites lack of evidence to convict Jameson of battery… however they did find plenty of evidence to prove her plastic surgeon is attempting to make her look like a duck.       Kansas City police on Friday discovered and…

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Another week….more craziness…. Italy’s highest criminal court ordered new trial for Amanda Knox, overturning her acquittal in the gruesome slaying of her British roommate.  Amanda, who is currently developing a film about the experience, responded by saying,  “This is what I get for loving to reenact the Revolutionary War!” In Bulgaria thousands of Gypsies flock to a bridal fair as parents negotiate the sale of their daughter’s hand in marriage. The cost of a bride — between $3,000 to $6,600 usd. A price most Americans would consider steep considering you are purchasing a woman with almost no dental work and…

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Last week I was graced with the invitation to sit in on Todd Glass’s very popular podcast.  This was not only an enormous honor but it was great fun. Within minutes of first meeting Todd you immediately realize that everything about Todd and his Podcast are wildly unique. The podcast is recorded above a Ferrari dealership in Los Angeles and has the warm feel of a living room at a rich kid’s fraternity. The studio/living room is completed with a pseudo comedy stage, drum set, great lighting, candles and the classic comedy red curtain to make any comedian feel at…

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly set to rent out an entire hospital floor in Los Angeles for her delivery.  The Center for Disease Control ordered her to give birth at the zoo, but compromised with a full floor quarantine of a hospital. Apparently the ultrasound has reminded doctors of the movie “Splice”. In response Khloe Kardashian announced the zoo would be the ideal birthplace for any children she may give birth to.  Kim K’s room will be totally sound-proofed before the delivery in preparation that the child has already learned to bitch and moan like its parents.    Perez Hitlon is…

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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler apparently upset Taylor Swift by their joke at the Golden Globes. In the April issue of Vanity Fair Swift opened up about the Golden Globes moment saying, “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” ….  “It is called the VIP section” said the Devil. Chamique Holdsclaw, of the WNBA, is facing 65 years in prison for attacking her ex-girlfriend with a baseball bat and then fired a gun at her vehicle while Holdsclaws’s exGF sat in the driver’s seat crying and saying, “Bitch, you are right….the WNBA should be…

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This Week in News – Feb 22nd The Oscars have come and gone. The telecast lacked excitement with the highlight for most men coming later that evening during their solo mission with an imaginary Jennifer Lawrence. The only thing more predictable than this year’s Academy Awards is that I will make one more masturbation reference before the end of this column. On Tuesday, 18-year-old Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King resigned after a porno she stared in surfaced. Her crown maybe gone but porn giant YouPorn.com is offering her $250,000 to promote their site and making her the first ever…

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